SHOT REVIEW
The "Tittie Goth" Shot vs. The "Fire-Crotched Cop" Shot vs. The "Rolex Regatta" Shot vs. The "Sheldon 4 Iced Tea" Shot
Laura Keeler, Lindsey Snyder and Jennifer Hinson
Issue date: 4/20/07 Section: Arts & Entertainment
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This week the beer review traveled to the residence of the Official Colby College Shot-Caller herself, Lindsay Snyder, to review the only thing that Sheldon 4 knows how to drink, the Shot. With eight different reviewers and a bottomless bar of booze, it was only appropriate to review the four favorites of the residents: the "Tittie Goth" shot, the "Fire-Crotched Cop" shot, the "Rolex Regatta" shot, and the "Sheldon 4 Iced Tea" shot.
Kristin "Lubies" Luber '07 and Stephanie "Kitty Fan" Finn '07, were the fearless pursuers of the "Tittie Goth" shot, an equal three part combination of Jose Cuervo, Jagermiester and Red Bull. After successful consumption, Lubies commented, "we were hesitant to knock it back, but it's actually not as bad as I thought. It's good." Finn was surprised, "I took the Tittie Goth when I was sober and that doesn't happen very often." Both reviewers were impressed by achieving this seldom completed feat.
The next round, taken out of Annie "Midget" Mears '07's handmade pottery shot glasses: the "Fire-Crotched Cop" shot was reviewed by Mears herself and Jennifer "I Love Men in Uniform" Hinson '07. The shot was made up of Irish Cream, Peppermint Schnapps and Whipped cream, prepared by the Magic Bullet, care of Brendan O'Keefe '07. "It smells like Officer Boulet. It smells like steel on my wrists," commented Hinson preparing to involve herself in what could lead to poor decisions and even illegal activities. "It doesn't taste as good as the Officer McKenna shot, and it would probably taste better from the back of a cop car," she finished. Mears commented, "The mint adds a nice kick, and the cream reminds me of my red-headed Irish lover, Boulet."
Moving towards a spring break- inspired addition to the shot collection, one enjoyed by a series of Puerto Rican sailors, the "Rolex Regatta"- a classy combination of Andre sparkling wine-and Cruzan pineapple and coconut flavored rums was tested by guests Alison "The Voice of Reason" McArdle '07 and Sarah "Unprepared for the Morning After" Eilers '07. The only appropriate way to consume this shot is using a plastic hollow shark as the glass and a no-hands approach involving a mouth-to-mouth moment with the vessel. Snyder reassured our hesitant testers that "everything tastes better out of a shark." After violently tying Eilers hands behind her back, she commented, "it's hard to swallow, but it's really good." McArdle agreed, "You could taste the champagne," as she wiped the residual shark juice from her chin.
Kristin "Lubies" Luber '07 and Stephanie "Kitty Fan" Finn '07, were the fearless pursuers of the "Tittie Goth" shot, an equal three part combination of Jose Cuervo, Jagermiester and Red Bull. After successful consumption, Lubies commented, "we were hesitant to knock it back, but it's actually not as bad as I thought. It's good." Finn was surprised, "I took the Tittie Goth when I was sober and that doesn't happen very often." Both reviewers were impressed by achieving this seldom completed feat.
The next round, taken out of Annie "Midget" Mears '07's handmade pottery shot glasses: the "Fire-Crotched Cop" shot was reviewed by Mears herself and Jennifer "I Love Men in Uniform" Hinson '07. The shot was made up of Irish Cream, Peppermint Schnapps and Whipped cream, prepared by the Magic Bullet, care of Brendan O'Keefe '07. "It smells like Officer Boulet. It smells like steel on my wrists," commented Hinson preparing to involve herself in what could lead to poor decisions and even illegal activities. "It doesn't taste as good as the Officer McKenna shot, and it would probably taste better from the back of a cop car," she finished. Mears commented, "The mint adds a nice kick, and the cream reminds me of my red-headed Irish lover, Boulet."
Moving towards a spring break- inspired addition to the shot collection, one enjoyed by a series of Puerto Rican sailors, the "Rolex Regatta"- a classy combination of Andre sparkling wine-and Cruzan pineapple and coconut flavored rums was tested by guests Alison "The Voice of Reason" McArdle '07 and Sarah "Unprepared for the Morning After" Eilers '07. The only appropriate way to consume this shot is using a plastic hollow shark as the glass and a no-hands approach involving a mouth-to-mouth moment with the vessel. Snyder reassured our hesitant testers that "everything tastes better out of a shark." After violently tying Eilers hands behind her back, she commented, "it's hard to swallow, but it's really good." McArdle agreed, "You could taste the champagne," as she wiped the residual shark juice from her chin.
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