Mr. and Ms. October
Doug Proctor
Issue date: 10/28/08 Section: Features
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Mark your calendars, single boys, because Kate Humphrey, class of 2009, turns 22 on December 11. A double-major in French and international studies, Kate has no problem with being your "sugar-mama"; she plans to make the big bucks. Her ideal man is ruggedly handsome and charismatic, with an inappropriate sense of humor. Kate prefers small-spoon. Careful, though, "I'm a heart-breaker," Kate said of herself recently. Age is just a number for this 5'3" blonde hair blue eyed senior, as long as it's between thirteen and thirty.
Favorite food & drink:
Crispitos & Fresca
Mode of transportation:
Segway, no helmet.
Sign: Sagittarius (daring yet
versatile)
Fun fact: Kate has probably
Facebook-stalked you.
She also sings in the shower
better than you do.
Scented candle of choice: Ocean Breeze
Ideal date: A long, scenic drive, followed by costume-shopping for a theme party, topped off with some star-gazing in an empty field.
Clay McMickens
Watch out, ladies: Clay McMickens, class of 2012, is an eligible bachelor. Born on February 28, 1990, Clay is Pisces to the bone-imaginative, sensitive, compassionate and kind, according to friends. Don't toy with him, though; Clay has had his heart broken before. Clay hails from the city streets of Brooklyn, and is not shy about saying it. Boasting his talents as a varsity tennis player with a stunning bod, a talented dancer and a refined taste in music, Clay is a lucky catch on every level. Here are some fun facts about our bachelor:
Mode of transportation: Light
speed bike, i.e. "The Love
Machine."
Described by a lady-friend as:
"A real Dreamboat."
Fun Fact #1: Clay only wears a
pair of socks once.
Favorite food & drink: chicken
and Lipton sweet tea.
Scented Candle of choice: Cocoa
butter.
Perfect girl: She should be short-er and smarter than he is, with an appreciation for the Jackson 5 and Kanye West. Loving NYC is a must, as is being athletic. Also preferably a girl who can drive, as Clay cannot.
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